INGLEWOOD -- Tuli Tuipulotu was named to Rivers Lake Yacht Club's "Even Earlier All-Rookie Team," beating out all other rookies to date. The journal was previously notable for inducing mild amusement over their reporting on alleged plans to 'hand out personal defibrillators to Chargers fans to address cardiopulmonary distress caused
by the team's late game meltdowns and close comebacks.'
Asked for comment on Tuipulotu's selection to the prestigious roster, Managing Editor Dominic Mucciacito declined to elaborate.
The full "Even Earlier All-Rookie Team" is expected to be completed once internet access is restored to USC's fraternity row.
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