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The Douche Bowl Tournament: Which NFC North Team Advances?
Who has the worst fanbase in the NFC North? Vote in the Douche Bowl Tournament!

Señor Snappy
Mar 16


The Insufferable Chiefs: Why Harrison Butker Wants Hot Dogs In Jello
Why we all hate the Chiefs now.

Dominic Mucciacito
Dec 9, 2024


If Your Team Was An Insect
An expert look at which insect your favorite franchise would be by our resident entomologist Nick Buck.

Nick Buck
Dec 1, 2024


Skeletons in the closet - Chargers vs Browns
Though the Chargers game vs. the Cleveland Browns barely missed Halloween this year, it times perfectly to the Día De Muertos. Who's...

Dominic Mucciacito
Nov 2, 2024


If You Build It, They Will Come... From Modesto, Laredo, Melbourne Even!
"When allegiance calls, the archaficionado of pro football sheds the trappings of normal life and, coped in the bliss of his daydreams,...

Dominic Mucciacito
Oct 21, 2024


Teppering Expectations
Inheriting a team a few years removed from a Super Bowl appearance that went 11-5 in 2017 and made the playoffs, Tepper took the baton of le

Dominic Mucciacito
Sep 14, 2024


Is the Hip-Drop Tackle Penalty the End of Tackle Football?
The league owners unanimously voted to ban hip-drop tackles after a midseason debate sparked by Baltimore Ravens tight end Mark Andrews...

Dominic Mucciacito
Mar 26, 2024


Let Russ Stew: Broncos Chargers Preview
Quarterback Russell Wilson has played well enough of late that Denver fans must have assumed a playoff berth was incoming. What a story...

Señor Snappy
Dec 30, 2023
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