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THE NFL WEEK 4 TAKEAWAYS: The Rollercoaster of Absurdity


In a week filled with jaw-dropping moments and mind-boggling performances, the NFL delivered a dose of pure unpredictability. Strap in, folks, because we're about to dive into the madness that unfolded during Week Four.


The Detroit Lions, yes, you read that right, the Lions, emerged victorious against the Green Bay Packers with a resounding 34-20 triumph. Suddenly, the Lions find themselves at the top of the NFC North, leaving fans scratching their heads in disbelief. Is this some sort of cosmic joke?Meanwhile, David Montgomery showcased his running prowess against the Packers, racking up an impressive 121 yards and three touchdowns on 32 carries. It was a game for the ages, leaving Packers fans wondering if they accidentally stepped into an alternate reality.

Across the pond in London, the Jacksonville Jaguars managed to defeat the Atlanta Falcons with a convincing 23-7 victory. The Falcons' three turnovers only added fuel to the fire, raising questions about their ability to function as a cohesive unit. It seems that making Desmond Ridder throw the ball is the secret recipe for success against the Falcons.

However, let's take a moment to ponder the London Games. Do they truly capture the same magic as those played on American soil? Opinions differ, but one thing is for sure: there's something missing in these transatlantic showdowns. Perhaps it's the lack of tailgating or the absence of familiar stadium chants. Whatever it is, the London Games just don't hit the same.

The Los Angeles Rams engaged in an exhilarating overtime battle against the Indianapolis Colts, ultimately triumphing with a 29-23 victory. It was one of those come-from-behind spectacles that had fans on the edge of their seats. The Rams' dynamic duo of Higbee and Cooper Kupp proved to be a dangerous combination, leaving opponents trembling in their cleats.

The Baltimore Ravens made easy work of the Cleveland Browns, securing a comfortable 28-3 win. With DeShaun Watson absent from the Browns' lineup, the outcome seemed inevitable. But what caught our attention was Marlon Humphrey's pregame attire, which evoked memories of the Step Brothers movie. Is it Dale or Brennan? We'll let you decide.

The Minnesota Vikings managed to outlast the Carolina Panthers in a 21-13 showdown that defied all logic. Despite holding the ball for a mere 21 minutes and 31 seconds, the Vikings emerged victorious. The Panthers, on the other hand, dominated possession for a staggering 38 minutes and 29 seconds, yet failed to seal the deal. Talk about an unreal turn of events.

The Tennessee Titans showcased their Jekyll and Hyde tendencies once again, trouncing the Cincinnati Bengals with a commanding 27-3 victory. It's hard to predict which version of the Titans will show up from one game to the next. However, facing the struggling Bengals, it was clear that the Titans had the upper hand. Things aren't looking good for Cincinnati this season.

In a surprising turn of events, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers stunned the New Orleans Saints with a convincing 26-9 win. The AFC South has been a battleground lately, with teams mercilessly pummeling each other. Let's not get ahead of ourselves and proclaim the Buccaneers as the next big thing just yet. They'll face a true test against the Lions next week, and that will reveal their true mettle.

The Buffalo Bills unleashed an offensive onslaught against the Miami Dolphins, securing a dominant 48-20 victory. As a betting tip, always choose the over on the points scored in a Dolphins game. It's practically a surefire bet these days, and we're no financial advisors, but it's hard to ignore the trend.

The Denver Broncos staged a remarkable comeback against the Chicago Bears, snatching a 31-28 victory from the jaws of defeat. The Bears seemed to be cruising towards a comfortable win until they inexplicably went into screensaver mode and allowed the Broncos to steal the show. Surprisingly, the toilet bowl turned out to be more entertaining than expected. Kudos to Justin Fields for finally showing up and giving fantasy owners a glimmer of hope.

In a nail-biting clash, the Philadelphia Eagles narrowly defeated the Washington Commanders with a 34-31 win. Good teams find a way to emerge victorious in tight games, and the Eagles have mastered that art this year. It was a tough pill to swallow for the Commanders, who fought valiantly but fell short in the end.

The Houston Texans unleashed an absolute demolition on the Pittsburgh Steelers, trouncing them with a jaw-dropping 30-6 victory. Yes, you read that correctly, the Steelers managed a meager six points throughout the entire game. It was a lopsided affair from the get-go, leaving Steelers fans in a state of shock. Hot take: CJ Stroud for Offensive Rookie of the Year? Stranger things have happened.

The Los Angeles Chargers managed to outlast the Las Vegas Raiders with a hard-fought 24-17 win. In a surprising twist, the Raiders seemed to out-Charger the Chargers when it came to charging. Khalil Mack, the unstoppable force, wreaked havoc with an impressive six sacks and two forced fumbles. He fell just short of the single-game sack record set by Derek Thomas in 1990, leaving fans in awe of his dominance.

The San Francisco 49ers cruised to a comfortable 35-16 victory over the Arizona Cardinals. Brock Purdy, the Niners' quarterback, had just one incompletion throughout the entire game. That's a wild stat, folks, and it doesn't bode well for any team allowing such a feat to occur.

Finally, the Dallas Cowboys unleashed an offensive onslaught against the New England Patriots, delivering a crushing 38-3 defeat. With the Patriots committing three turnovers, Dak Prescott didn't even break a sweat. Is it safe to say that the Patriots' mac and cheese era is coming to an end? Are we witnessing the demise of a once-great franchise?

To wrap up the week, the Seattle Seahawks dominated the New York Giants with a resounding 24-3 victory. In a mind-boggling statistic, the Giants have been outscored 64-3 in their own home stadium. This level of ineptitude is simply unbelievable, and Giants fans find themselves in a pit of despair.

Week Fourof the NFL was a wild ride, filled with unexpected twists and turns. As we gear up for Week Five, one thing is certain: the NFL never fails to deliver a healthy dose of absurdity and inconsistency. Buckle up, folks, because the rollercoaster ride is far from over. Bolt Bros! Let's go!

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